Mackenzie: I don’t like that!
Darian: What, Mackenzie?
M: I asked Mommy what we gonna have for supper and she said pork chops and me don’t like that!
D: But Mackenzie, pork chops is just meat and you like meat.
M: No me don’t!
D: But Mackenzie, you like weiners, don’t you?
D: Well, weiners are just dead pigs, and pork chops are dead pigs too, so you’ll like them!
M: Okay, me try them!
Yummy! Don’t you wish I’d invited you over for supper tonight!